Mr. Cow Story #1

THE DAY I GOT ABDUCTIDID BY ALEINS.
COPY WRITE BY HENRY BEARD

On the day I got abducted by aliens I was walking my pet cow named Mr. Cow in the meadow when I saw a beam of light glow all around Mr. Cow and I. Then we started to rise. We went higher and higher then I just blacked out. When I came to I was on a table and a boy like me was across the room on a different table. There was a giant laser overhead. I soon realized that the table he was on said “Mr. Cow.” I was shocked to see him like that. The aliens had turned him into a human! Yet again I fainted. When I woke up the laser was over me and I had suction cups all over my body. A giant slimy green alien hung over me. Then it started talking in Spanish. Since I only know a little Spanish I translated: “Turn into cow.” And then I got zapped by the laser. I started screaming and that screaming soon turned into “moooos”. I was transforming into a cow. I felt agony then everything was still. I heard the alien laughing then he left the room. I felt weak and I couldn’t move. That zap took a lot from me. Then a small click. Again and again. Click, click, click. I heard footprints then somebody was releasing me. I stood up and there was Mr. Cow as a human. When he saw I was weak he gave me pie. When I ate the pie all of my energy came back. And then he said, “Let’s go!” in cow. As we ran through the alien labs we saw super lasers, trip ropes, and trap doors. Mr. Cow found a bag with mirrors, jet packs, and super glue. He said, “What can we do with this?” I told him we could deflect the lasers to destroy themselves, fly over the trip ropes, and glue down the trap doors. “Well, that sounds a lot nicer than getting zapped again by aliens,” said Mr. Cow. “I know what you man.” So after we got through there was more trouble. The aliens heard us coming. They brought more of the cool laser gun thingies. We took out the mirrors to deflect its blast but nothing happened. They were indestructible so I saw Mr. Cow jump up do several back flips and beat them up with Kung Fu. He said he practiced it at night. Then after the battle we got back on earth, back in the meadow, back in our bodies, and we went home.

THE END

WARNING: After this story you may experience laughing, itching, sneezing, bumps on yourskin, taking gibberish, riding in cars, flying, running in circles, and destroying cheese. I have nothing to do with this so don’t call now.

Underwear

You can go here you can go there you can go any where in your underwear you can wear them all day and all night wear them too lose or too tight when you put them in the wash it may shrink when you put them on a pig it squeak squeak squeak. You can jog in them put a hog in them just remember you can go anywhere in your underwear.

Color Poem:Grey

Grey is a cracked rock that holds the secret of the universe, but nobody notices the never ending chill of walking up steps that leads nowhere.Grey is the ugly taste the none love. Grey feels like a chipped bumpy bone on soft beautiful fingertips. It is the spirit haunting us, the death of a loved one, the stroke of midnight.
Grey is a cold wishper

Christmas

On the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except maybe my snoring but you know what I mean. I was really drinking eggnog and laughing around tree opening family presents. This Christmas was the best yet I got a wii from grandma and a laptop,cellphone, and a new pair of shoes and the funny thing is that I am wrighting this blog on my new laptop it is the new mini notebook I think it is funny that I'm wrighting the inventors notebook on my notebook

D.A.R.E.

Hey guess what guess what guess what I just graduated from D.A.R.E. Drug Abuse Resistance Education. It took about probably 6 or 9 weeks and we had a great D.A.R.E. instructor Mrs. Martinez she told us all about alcohol, beer, tobacco, marijuana and the effects it does on the human body some of the effects were yellow teeth, bad breath, short-term memory lose, dizziness, and awkward coordination. We saw before and after pictures of people who either drank or smoked it was ugly I mean it's just sad these people had great lives and now because of depression and sadness of losing someone important in their lives they just in one night at the bar threw it all away. I'm starting to tear up about this and I'm running out of room to wright so (sniffle) this is the inventor signing off goodbye.

on the night befor today 12/6/09

Last night my mom took me to see funny mirrors a show directed by Dan Buck a good friend of mine "the cast of the show did great!" a great shout out from Dan. Dan got a standing probation from the crowed and on top of that the show was sold out for tomorrow. The show had many characters like Hinky Binky ( a puppet of tippet ), Tippet, Phillip, Heidi, Clare, Kenny, and Richard.
The show histarical, fighting, edge of your seat exciting. After the great show we drove over to Star Bucks and mom and dad had treated us to a hot coco my had some vanilla and Gracie's had a touch of cocolate I fell asleep in the car and when we came home I fell asleep on the couch and mom was next to me typing on her grades ( my mom is a collage professer at Baylor University ). the next day I woke up said hi to my mom and started typing on my blog. This is the inventor signing off goodbye

Have you ever wanted to go see a movie but it turns out total rip off if you asking why are you posting this where will this go why is he listing things that I might be thinking well I'll tell you why I don't want friends and family to go see a movie that isn't interesting or fun to watch I am not accusing anybody or any movie I just want people to have a great time so my advice is always check the following for advice and info Face Book, Twitter, Wikipedia, and last but not least Goggle. This is the inventor signing off goodbye. For more advice or comments please leave it in the comment box. :D