Tuesday, March 9, 2010
startrek movie reveiw
Opening was OK but base volume should have been raised. The graphics were phenomenal. Makeup on characters was amasing. Old captain of the Enterprise acted good. I thought Spock's makeup would come off but it didn't. It was amasing how they incorperated Scoty's story into it. I loved future Spock, he was cool. When we saw him in the movie in a cave my mother said "Obi Onekanobi!". It would be funny if in the movie bloopers they said he was Obione and say ooops wrong movie. Near the end when Jim said I have your gun I thought he was going to hold the Romulon warrior as a prisoner and make him give up the password to disable the ships gun and deactivate the drill but his way almost got him killed but worked. If they did my way the ending wouldn't be as good. The red matter as I think it is called was a good idea but they never said any thing about it grouping together in the middle of space but that's what happend in the movie. Right as Spock was beamed out the red matter splashed everywhere but space law clearly states that liquid can't spread in space. Then it grouped up and destroyed the Romulon war ship. This is the end of my review . Goodbye.
WARNING:All Pokemon Fans Read this
Pokemon fans there is a awesome website called www.PokemonIndigo.com. It is amazing you can battle your way through every pokemon league possible so far I have a Raquaza level 93 already and I've been playing for to days :D if you have any questions please post a comment this is the Inventor signing off goodbye.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Mr. Cow Story #1
THE DAY I GOT ABDUCTIDID BY ALEINS.
COPY WRITE BY HENRY BEARD
On the day I got abducted by aliens I was walking my pet cow named Mr. Cow in the meadow when I saw a beam of light glow all around Mr. Cow and I. Then we started to rise. We went higher and higher then I just blacked out. When I came to I was on a table and a boy like me was across the room on a different table. There was a giant laser overhead. I soon realized that the table he was on said “Mr. Cow.” I was shocked to see him like that. The aliens had turned him into a human! Yet again I fainted. When I woke up the laser was over me and I had suction cups all over my body. A giant slimy green alien hung over me. Then it started talking in Spanish. Since I only know a little Spanish I translated: “Turn into cow.” And then I got zapped by the laser. I started screaming and that screaming soon turned into “moooos”. I was transforming into a cow. I felt agony then everything was still. I heard the alien laughing then he left the room. I felt weak and I couldn’t move. That zap took a lot from me. Then a small click. Again and again. Click, click, click. I heard footprints then somebody was releasing me. I stood up and there was Mr. Cow as a human. When he saw I was weak he gave me pie. When I ate the pie all of my energy came back. And then he said, “Let’s go!” in cow. As we ran through the alien labs we saw super lasers, trip ropes, and trap doors. Mr. Cow found a bag with mirrors, jet packs, and super glue. He said, “What can we do with this?” I told him we could deflect the lasers to destroy themselves, fly over the trip ropes, and glue down the trap doors. “Well, that sounds a lot nicer than getting zapped again by aliens,” said Mr. Cow. “I know what you man.” So after we got through there was more trouble. The aliens heard us coming. They brought more of the cool laser gun thingies. We took out the mirrors to deflect its blast but nothing happened. They were indestructible so I saw Mr. Cow jump up do several back flips and beat them up with Kung Fu. He said he practiced it at night. Then after the battle we got back on earth, back in the meadow, back in our bodies, and we went home.
THE END
WARNING: After this story you may experience laughing, itching, sneezing, bumps on yourskin, taking gibberish, riding in cars, flying, running in circles, and destroying cheese. I have nothing to do with this so don’t call now.
COPY WRITE BY HENRY BEARD
On the day I got abducted by aliens I was walking my pet cow named Mr. Cow in the meadow when I saw a beam of light glow all around Mr. Cow and I. Then we started to rise. We went higher and higher then I just blacked out. When I came to I was on a table and a boy like me was across the room on a different table. There was a giant laser overhead. I soon realized that the table he was on said “Mr. Cow.” I was shocked to see him like that. The aliens had turned him into a human! Yet again I fainted. When I woke up the laser was over me and I had suction cups all over my body. A giant slimy green alien hung over me. Then it started talking in Spanish. Since I only know a little Spanish I translated: “Turn into cow.” And then I got zapped by the laser. I started screaming and that screaming soon turned into “moooos”. I was transforming into a cow. I felt agony then everything was still. I heard the alien laughing then he left the room. I felt weak and I couldn’t move. That zap took a lot from me. Then a small click. Again and again. Click, click, click. I heard footprints then somebody was releasing me. I stood up and there was Mr. Cow as a human. When he saw I was weak he gave me pie. When I ate the pie all of my energy came back. And then he said, “Let’s go!” in cow. As we ran through the alien labs we saw super lasers, trip ropes, and trap doors. Mr. Cow found a bag with mirrors, jet packs, and super glue. He said, “What can we do with this?” I told him we could deflect the lasers to destroy themselves, fly over the trip ropes, and glue down the trap doors. “Well, that sounds a lot nicer than getting zapped again by aliens,” said Mr. Cow. “I know what you man.” So after we got through there was more trouble. The aliens heard us coming. They brought more of the cool laser gun thingies. We took out the mirrors to deflect its blast but nothing happened. They were indestructible so I saw Mr. Cow jump up do several back flips and beat them up with Kung Fu. He said he practiced it at night. Then after the battle we got back on earth, back in the meadow, back in our bodies, and we went home.
THE END
WARNING: After this story you may experience laughing, itching, sneezing, bumps on yourskin, taking gibberish, riding in cars, flying, running in circles, and destroying cheese. I have nothing to do with this so don’t call now.
Underwear
You can go here you can go there you can go any where in your underwear you can wear them all day and all night wear them too lose or too tight when you put them in the wash it may shrink when you put them on a pig it squeak squeak squeak. You can jog in them put a hog in them just remember you can go anywhere in your underwear.
Color Poem:Grey
Grey is a cracked rock that holds the secret of the universe, but nobody notices the never ending chill of walking up steps that leads nowhere.Grey is the ugly taste the none love. Grey feels like a chipped bumpy bone on soft beautiful fingertips. It is the spirit haunting us, the death of a loved one, the stroke of midnight.
Grey is a cold wishper
Grey is a cold wishper
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Christmas
On the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except maybe my snoring but you know what I mean. I was really drinking eggnog and laughing around tree opening family presents. This Christmas was the best yet I got a wii from grandma and a laptop,cellphone, and a new pair of shoes and the funny thing is that I am wrighting this blog on my new laptop it is the new mini notebook I think it is funny that I'm wrighting the inventors notebook on my notebook
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